Kürzlich irgendwo aufgeschnappt:
[Punkt 6 gefällt mir am besten; vielleicht kann mir auch noch jemand
sagen, wofür P&L steht ;-)
NEW YORK -- Sun Microsystems CEO Scott McNealy took a cue from David
Letterman while speaking to investors at a computer technology
conference on Wednesday, reading his top 10 list of "Signs a Company's
Market Cap Is Inflated."
10 - "They have an 'e' or an 'i' or a 'dot-com' as part of their name."
9 - "Employees' pagers can only receive stock prices."
8 - "The initial vesting period closed yesterday, and today the office
is empty."
7 - "There are more dogs and cats in their offices than employees."
6 - "Employees are heard saying, 'Profits are so yesterday.'"
5 - "The accounts receivable sign hangs over a toilet."
4 - "The value of cars in the parking lot exceeds the company's revenue
by a factor of four."
3 - "The investor relations department reports to marketing."
2 - "Zero revenues but enough cash to purchase Iceland."
1 - "Employees ask, 'Hey dude, what does the P in P&L stand for?'"
[Punkt 6 gefällt mir am besten; vielleicht kann mir auch noch jemand
sagen, wofür P&L steht ;-)
NEW YORK -- Sun Microsystems CEO Scott McNealy took a cue from David
Letterman while speaking to investors at a computer technology
conference on Wednesday, reading his top 10 list of "Signs a Company's
Market Cap Is Inflated."
10 - "They have an 'e' or an 'i' or a 'dot-com' as part of their name."
9 - "Employees' pagers can only receive stock prices."
8 - "The initial vesting period closed yesterday, and today the office
is empty."
7 - "There are more dogs and cats in their offices than employees."
6 - "Employees are heard saying, 'Profits are so yesterday.'"
5 - "The accounts receivable sign hangs over a toilet."
4 - "The value of cars in the parking lot exceeds the company's revenue
by a factor of four."
3 - "The investor relations department reports to marketing."
2 - "Zero revenues but enough cash to purchase Iceland."
1 - "Employees ask, 'Hey dude, what does the P in P&L stand for?'"